whatever!

I've got to save the world, liberate
eat the food that's on my plate
recycling is really great
whatever I can do
to get in bed with you

I'll be a Marxist, a Communist
a pacifist, an anarchist, a Democrat
red, white, green or blue
whatever I can do 
to get in bed with you

I never knew I gave a damn
until you told me who I am 
and what to do
whatever I can do
to get in bed with you

'Cause I know war is bad and love is really good
taking a stand starts in your neighborhood
I do the best I can just like you say I should
the ones who make a difference are few
so what can I do
to get in bed with you

I'd love to hear your world peace plan
why don't you tell me in my van
we can discuss Camus
whatever I can do
to get in bed with you

Change my mind, masticate
use condoms when I fornicate
until I hyperventilate
whatever I can do
your balls are turning blue